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Beenie Man- King of the Dancehall lyrics

 

Intro:
Eeeh heh, zagga zow,
zagga now now now now now
Ziggy, yo, lets do this

chorus:
Pon bed pon floor against wall
We sex dem all till dem call mi
Im di girls dem sugar dats all
Welcome di king of di dancehall
Pon bed pon floor against wall
We sex dem all till dem call mi
Im di girls dem sugar dats all
Welcome di king of di dancehall

Verse 1:
Hello meet buddy gal! Play wid dem hair
Catch it now gimme nuh hickey gal!
Dont yuh dare Titty stiff eeeh?
Remove yuh undawear
Waan mi fi ram it to stick it to jam it in widout
Gal fi get sex though
Who dat a ask mi why?
Gallis mi ask mi question nuh funky guy
Whats up fattty?
So how yuh act so shy
Mi nuh beg kitty but mi a like a bligh
Why, just so as yuh foot up high
Cause I, yes I believe yuh can, fly, straight to di sky
Betweenie mi name mi between yuh thighs
Mi nuh Batman!
Afta mi nuh Robin guy
If you and I ever knot to tie
Nuh shy, when mi stab it then yuh reply
Woman Orgasm
Bite yuh lips and cross yuh eyes, cause

chorus:
Pon bed pon floor against wall
We sex dem all till dem call mi
Im di girls dem sugar dats all
Welcome di king of di dancehall
Pon bed pon floor against wall
We sex dem all till dem call mi
Im di girls dem sugar dats all
Welcome di king of di dancehall

Verse 2:
(Woman Speaking)
Come here pretty girl
Yuh body shape so good
Let mi introduce yuh to a piece a wood
*Beenie can I be your girl?
I tink yuh should But I, dont wanna be misundastood
Nuh mistake!
Mi nuh waan a gal widout di pretty face
Mi waan dem kickin in di waist and di body wid di shape
Pon di treble wid di bass and di sound and di place
Whetha I a pon di case see di murda pon yuh face
This face!
This is nuh sittin place
Mi stand up and dweet nuh bow dung and taste
Mi nuh run dung naany nuh chicken chase
She fi know di sex limits stop at sixty eight
Mi deh a airport a wait!
Twist some gal wid air freight
Cau di whole a dem di fish a run dung buddy bait
Natural body juice a nuh concentrate
Yuh neva know a so di love doctor great, come on!!!

chorus:
Pon bed pon floor against wall
We sex dem all till dem call mi
Im di girls dem sugar dats all
Welcome di king of di dancehall
Pon bed pon floor against wall
We sex dem all till dem call mi
Im di girls dem sugar dats all
Welcome di king of di dancehall

Verse 3:
Mi belly full a food
Mi go pon a gal feast
Cau mi go deh so fi sex mi nuh go deh so fi eat
Miss Know how fi dweet!
Some people watch cheat
Dem inna car seat but she six inch deep
When mi unleash
And she see di one feet
Yuh mean one foot!
No mi mean one feet
Cool baby love yuh too hard to discrete
So she tell everybody how she tear up di sheet
Yuh tink a toenail
A di sittin weh go skeet
Sticky sticky skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet
A weh mi start Beenie joke?!
She tink I dont leave
Mi nuh deal wid dung so baby dont meet
Mi waan a gal wey petite nice and look sweet
When she see di third leg she run like chop meat
From mi know how fi dweet nah back nah retreat
Mi know dat song yah complete, so when mi go so

chorus:
Pon bed pon floor against wall
We sex dem all till dem call mi
Im di girls dem sugar dats all
Welcome di king of di dancehall
Pon bed pon floor against wall
We sex dem all till dem call mi
Im di girls dem sugar dats all
Welcome di king of di dancehall

chorus:
Pon bed pon floor against wall
We sex dem all till dem call mi
Im di girls dem sugar dats all
Welcome di king of di dancehall
Pon bed pon floor against wall
We sex dem all till dem call mi
Im di girls dem sugar dats all
Welcome di king of di dancehall

We have lots of lyrics here and they can’t all be perfect, so let us know if they’re correct. And if ya know the blanks – fill us in.

January 31, 2007 Posted by | Lyrics, Music | Leave a comment

Goo Goo Dolls – Iris lyrics

Acoustic Version 

 Radio Version

Verse 1

And I’d give up forever to touch you
Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be
And I don’t want to go home right now
Verse 2

And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
Cause sooner or later it’s over
I just don’t want to miss you tonight
Chorus

And I don’t want the world to see me
Cause I don’t think that they’d understand
When everything’s made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
Verse 3

And you can’t fight the tears that ain’t coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything seems like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know your alive

Chorus

And I don’t want the world to see me
Cause I don’t think that they’d understand
When everything’s made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
Chorus

I don’t want the world to see me
Cause I don’t think that they’d understand
When everything’s made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am

We have lots of lyrics here and they can’t all be perfect, so let us know if they’re correct. And if ya know the blanks – fill us in.

January 31, 2007 Posted by | Lyrics, Music | 2 Comments

“So you think you can dance” – WINNER!

I watched the finale of this show tonight so i was able to post who the winner was. Well the winner was Benji..the most flamboyant guy in the show. The one that clearly Celine Dion would love to have dancing to the beat of her heart or whatever her songs are called. This show thinks that they’re being so different from all the other ridiculous shows that are on the air right now…eg: American Idol, Ice-T Rap school….they’re all meaningless shows. Lets take Ruuubannnn Stuuuudddarrrdddd for example too, he WON that season of american idol…..but hey! Has anybody heard any new songs from the big teddy bear lately, or in the past two years atleast? i dont think so..instead Clay Aiken  took all the albums and sold millions. Now is that going to happen with Benji? whose to know, maybe Celine Dion one day will get fed up with him, start screaming french profanities at him and pick up the next person. She probably recorded congratulation tapes for all four of those final contestants, had no clue who was going to win, because she doesnt really care. If she did, she would take the time off to be at the show to see who the next back up dancer was. Whoo hooo “So you think you can dance!” Its the best show ever!! *VOMIT*….

Benji…..The “Winner” aka….Celine Dions new bitch!..or the ugly guy with all the talent…another Clay Aiken?

Isnt he a catch!

Travis….The Runner Up..aka. “The Hot Guy”

Third Place – Donyelle..aka…”The Hot African American Girl”

Fourth Place – Heidi…aka…”The Annoying, Hot White Girl”

So, as you can see the show made sure they have all the types of people they could as the final contestants…which in the end would result in no controversy over whether the show is biast blah blah…

January 28, 2007 Posted by | Gossip | 1 Comment

Thirteen (2003)

A

 

Overall Rating = 8.83/10
Type; Drama >>> Emotional Drama
Four out of Seven on the Chelsea’s Reviews Dramatic Level Meter

This is such an awesome movie, it really digs deep into all the problems that some teenagers go through. Although not everyone will completely understand the whole film, we’ve all ben teenagers and we know how it can be.
Watching this film I can feel the critisism that would come from a group of people watching it. So many people would say; “kids grow up too fast, and always think that they are so much more mature than they really are”, but you really have to think back to what it was like being that age, they arent acting like they’re older than they are, they’re being the age they really are. You can’t try to control the way teenagers learn different boundaries because every kid is different and what works for one kid wont work for others.
The actress who’s Evie in the film (Nikki Reed) was one of the co-writers of the story which it really neat to me.
The acting in this film is amazing and the entire story is full of emotion. It’s really about the horrible things that can happen if you get carried away with one certain thing as a young adult. Most people would say that its about the problems of falling in with the wrong crowd, but you can’t be judging like that. It’s about passion, and how scary it is when a young teenager gets over-passionate about personally harmful things.

8.4/10

B

Ive seen this movie about 15 times, and still after watching it that many times I love it just as much as i did the first time. Its based upon a true story, which for me makes the movie so much more real, and interesting…aka…worth watching. Its a movie depicting how easy it is for teenagers to fall into a downward spiral and have an extremely tough time finding their way out again. Another great thing about this film and its something that made me love that it so much more is that one of the actresses in this film also co-wrote the movie.

9.25/10

R

January 28, 2007 Posted by | Movies | 6 Comments

Stephen King’s “The Running Man”

This novel along with four others Stephen King wrote as Richard Bachman. Im not sure why he chose to write these novels by a different name, but it does add a little interest. I read “The Running Man” a year or two ago but I desided to read it again. I remembered enjoying it the first time that I read it, it has a futuristic feeling to it.
The novel is set in 2025 and everything is in chaos. It seems almost a little like 1984 but not nearly as intellectual. It has the same concept of “big brother” governemnt, and the always watching police. Instead of having screens that watch you as in 1984, it has Free Vee’s which present game shows to the public. In these game shows people are payed to do ridiculous things where they either end up severely hurt or dead. It has the same fell as some of the other Bachman books. King does an excellent job setting this story up for a movie because the entire time you’re reading it you can tell that it’s meant to be a film. I havent yet seen the movie featuring Arnold Schwarzeneggar as Benjamin Richards, and Im not sure if Im ever going to want to.
Throughout the first bit of the book you get to know Richards family and his life and you learn that he has a wife and a sick infant daughter. He needs to find money so she can get a doctor and the medicine that she needs to survive. He leads himself to the Games Building where he is given the role of a contestant in “The Running Man”. This is the most dangerous game; he is set free to go where he chooses, but he is being chased by the “hunters”. Not only are the police after him, so is the rest of the world. The public is offered $1000 if they help to kill him. His wife and daughter get $100 for every hour that he stays alive for- and $1,000,000,000 if he stays alive for 30 days; But the longest record is 8 days.
King uses humour and intelect to make you almost fall in love with Richards as you follow him through immense pain and suffering. He wastes no time in the begining of this novel, you get into the story right from the start, although it only really starts to pick up around the middle.
Richards goes from New York to Boston within days and is soon making news when he burns down the YMCA in Boston.
It’s an incredibly entertaining novel, and it’s my personal favorite out of all the Stephen King novels i’ve read. Although it definitley isn’t an amazing peice of literature.  Im not going to give away the ending because that would just be rude, but I am going to say that the final chapters of the book are the most fun to read.
During the final pages of the novel – King uses perfect vocabulary with image rising connotations that almost take over your entire body with pain. He goes into disgusting detail about the injured state of Ben Richards with great sequence.
All in all the book is something special to read – although it isn’t my favorite book it’s one that i’ve read twice but probably wont want to read again.

B

January 24, 2007 Posted by | Books | Leave a comment

The Hitcher

C+

 

Overall Rating = 6.55/10

This is a weird movie- It has two different conclusions in my mind;
1. It’s a good scary horror movie- it has awesome effects and a crazy story that keeps you on your seat right until the last couple seconds. It’s one of those films that’s so much scarier at the theatre with surround sound, as well as the sounds of other people around you freaking out, but it wouldnt be nearly as scary in your livingroom- unless you were alone. I havent seen a movie recently that uses the same ideas as this one- with the killer seeming to set up the victims to be blamed for his murders. It really makes you notice all the shit that you could get into if you trust a stranger. It has great acting as well.
2. It’s cheesey as hell with no plot and no meaning. There was nothing behind the story and no structure at all. If your looking for a film that makes you think at all this isnt one to see because its really straight forward and would be incredibly boring if it wasnt so scary. It has the same feel that the Chainsaw Massacre has where you notice that no matter where the victims run there only going to another messed up red-neck place. It also has a quality that most pointless horror movies same in common- no reasoning behind the killing. It’s just there to scare you. Among some movies that Ive seen with actual storys would be the Saw movies I, II & III – which keep the same explanation. This film almost got to a point where you could think that maybe the killer wasn’t happy with his life and wanted to die, but after ruining that idea it still didnt have anything to follow. This kind of criminal thinking isnt only fiction though, for some fucked up people unjustified killing is normal- but then; what murder can be justified? Another reason that this film is corny is the ending; which almost has like a B movie feeling to it, where you think that theres going to be a horrible twist at the end and the vicitim is going to be plotting with the killer- and then thankfully it doesnt turn out like that. Instead theres a romantic personal end scene…??  Something I didnt know as well until now is that its a remake of a 1986 film by the same name – just another one in the last year. There has been a lot of those lately- maybe I should start watching the orginals- they might have better story’s. It’s sad when almost every new horror movie is just a remake- where’s all the originality and imagination? It’s really a random un-planned film.

5.67/10

B

Of all the horror adn suspense films I have seen throughout my whole life, this one made me jump the most, and usually im never scared while watching movies. Although this movie was extremely silly, and had completely no plot at all, i still really liked it. It started out with two young college-love birds on a road trip, and then while they’re driving….the guy turns to the girl and they pause for a “cutesy” moment, the guy turns back and BAM! Its the scary guy!!! AHHH!!! who didnt see that coming? especially with the music leading up to it…The freaky thing about this movie was the random hitch-hiking killer guy. HE was just so weird….i think it was something about his eyes. haha. Also, surprisingly Sophia Bush did really well in this movie except for at the end when she and the guy that killed her boyfriend (HELLOO!!) had this un-said, and completely unnecessary intense love scene thing. I mean no they didnt have sex, but they just looked so intensely into each others eyes and seemed like wow, they just fell in love with each other…and then…she shoots him in the head. The End. Movies Over.

7.42/10

R

January 24, 2007 Posted by | Movies | Leave a comment

Beerfest (2006)

F
 

Overall Rating = 3.17/10

Type; Comedy
Zero out of Seven on the Chelsea’s Reviews Laugh-O Meter

I hardly remember this film and I only watched it last night, thats how memoriable it is. It’s just like any other stupid American made comedy about the idiocy of the male-dominated world. First of all- since when has anyone in any country considered an American a good beer drinker? It was a broken lizard film, and that gave me some hope. It was just all immature humour which was disapointing cause i was expecting something as good as Super Troopers- but then again Club Dread wasnt very good at all. This film totally let me down- although a couple parts were worth watching, the whole of the movie wasnt.

2.00/10

B

When this movie first started showing its trailer on tv, i thought that it would be one of the funniest movies because it was most of the same actors from Super Troopers and Club Dread, i thought it looked so good that I wanted to see it in theaters…well, thank god i didnt!. This movie was awful, the humour was so dry that it was like a prune. Ugly! I expected so much and was so let down. A whole entire movie on training to win the beefest..first of all if your going to make a movie based on something as ridiculous as that you have to atleast back it up with some funniness!

1.17/10

R

January 22, 2007 Posted by | Movies | Leave a comment

The Perfect Storm (2000)

C+

Overall Rating = 6.86/10
Type; Drama >>> Dramatic Thrillers
Two out of Seven on the Chelsea’s Reviews Dramatic Level Meter

I used to love this movie! It’s a movie about boats which makes me love it, and George Clooney is such a loveable Skipper. It’s such a sad movie, but at the same time its so romantic and cute. All in all though its quite a plain movie because it’s pretty much the same thing over and over again. Its a good movie to watch if you either havent ever seen it or havent seen it in a couple years. The effects are close to the awesome ones in movies such as “The Gaurdian” and others, although it is quite a bit older which gives it some respect from me.

6.35/10

B

 This movie was one of the best for its time…back then the graphics were considered amazing. I love this movie…the story is so sad….usually in these movies there’s atleast one survivor but in this one there wasnt..which made it different, for me, than all the others. The writers actually focused a lot on each of the men’s off-sea lives, which made this an extremely loveable film.

7.42/10

 R

January 22, 2007 Posted by | Movies | Leave a comment

You, Me & Dupree (2006)

C

Overall Rating = 6.42/10
Type; Comedy
Two out of Seven on the Chelsea’s Reviews LaughO-Meter

This is just a common romance humour type movie. I love Matt Dillion and Kate Hudson, and although Owen Wilson usually bugs me, it wasnt too bad  in this film. The story of a best friend coming inbetween a marriage and then putting it back together. Its a fun movie, but its isnt that great. It’s not the type of movie that you’d want to buy and watch over and over again but it’s definatley worth watching once just so that you know what people are talking about when the quote the film. It was really basic and it wasnt anything extraordinary, although you can’t really expect anything different with a cast like this. Michael Douglas was annoying and looked really bad, even though I usually don’t mind his acting, he ruined some parts of the movie for me. If you’ve seen any movie with a small amount of humour and some romance mixed with an average cast of actors- you’ve probably seen this one too.

5.75/10

B

This movie my friends was a typical Kate Hudson romantic/comedy. I like it the first time i watched it, and that was the only time ive seen it, and im probably going to keep it that way. Its a movie kind of like Raising Helen (if any of you  have seen that), except this time Kate Hudson starts off getting married and ends up having to take care of Dupree, and in Raising Helen she has to take care of her neices and nephew…sooo the movie was kinda meh, but good. Much to similiar to other movies she has done. But i still love her and think shes goregous!….and wow, did anyone ever think that Matt Dillon would star in this kind of film???

 7.08/10

R

January 21, 2007 Posted by | Movies | Leave a comment