Chelsea’s Entertainment Reviews

Beyonce – Ring the Alarm Music Video Parody

Other Parody Videos – Madonna Parody Vid

March 27, 2007 Posted by | Funny, Media, Music, Videos | 4 Comments

Fall Out Boy – I’ve Got All This Ringing In My Ears and None On My Fingers lyrics

You’re a canary
I’m a coalmine
’cause sorrow is just all the rage
Take one for the team
You all know what I mean

And I’m so sorry
But not really
Tell the boys where to find my body
New York eyes
Chicago thighs
Pushed up the window to kiss you, off

The truth hurts worse than anything I could bring myself to do to you

The truth hurts worse than anything I could bring myself to do to you

Do you remember the way I held your hand?
Under the lamp post and ran home
This way
So many times I can close my eyes

The truth hurts worse than anything I could bring myself to do to you
The truth hurts worse than anything I could bring myself to do to you

The truth hurts worse than anything I could bring myself to do
The truth hurts worse than anything I could bring myself to do to you
The truth…
The truth…

March 27, 2007 Posted by | Lyrics, Music | Leave a comment

Fall Out Boy – Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued lyrics

Brothers and sisters put this record down
Take my advice (’cause we are bad news)
We will leave you high and dry
It’s not worth the hearing you’ll lose

It’s just past 8 and I’m feeling young and reckless
The ribbon on my wrist says, “Do not open before Christmas.”

We’re only liars, but we’re the best (we’re the best)
We’re only good for the latest trend
We’re only good cause you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we’ve got such good fashion sense

Brothers and sisters, yeah, put these words down
Into your notebook (spit lines like these)
We’re friends when you’re on your knees
Make them dance like we were shooting their feet

It’s just past 8 and I’m feeling young and reckless
The ribbon on my wrist says, “Do not open before Christmas.”

We’re only liars, but we’re the best (we’re the best)
We’re only good for the latest trend
We’re only good cause you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we’ve got such good fashion sense

We’re only liars, but we’re the best
We’re only good for the latest trend

We’re only liars, but we’re the best
We’re only good for the latest trend
We’re only good cause you can have almost famous friends
Besides, we’ve got such good fashion sense

March 27, 2007 Posted by | Lyrics, Music | Leave a comment

Akon – Trouble Nobody lyrics

Ok, Akon, Stay outta trouble now son, Akon, Stay outta trouble now son

Let me tell you what hurts the most, I’m a convicted felon and I can’t work. No matter where I
Go I try to get paid, they never give me good job cause they are afraid-that-I’ma stick ’em up,
Oh yes, stick it, rob the manager and everybody in it. That’s the everyday life of a
Convict-tryin to make it.Why their saying to me –

The judges said dont trouble nobody.
Probation said dont trouble nobody.
Stay outta trouble dont trouble nobody.
And i’ma try not to trouble nobody.

Me an’ my niggas on the block all day – blocking dimes – lookin out for police. Cause this the
Type of shit that we go through up in the ghetto just to make some cheese. The street type got me
Gettin locked up about 5-6 times a week. And then i make mon’- take it from the profit of the
Weed. All this just to feed my seeds (yeah.)

I gotta stop this livin. I witness one too many killings. I don seen the hardest nigga street
Talk to the clown that was never ever found. Sooo

The judges said dont trouble nobody.
Probation said dont trouble nobody.
Stay outta trouble dont trouble nobody.
And i’ma try not to trouble nobody.

I’m trying to stay away from trouble everyday, but its hard when the things you need. Picture
Lookin at your babies in the face when they hungry and they need to eat. I’m tryin not to do
Wrong – But they wont let me do right. Even tho I done changed my life criminal records’ what
They judging me by. -thats why

The judges said dont trouble nobody.
Probation said dont trouble nobody.
Stay outta trouble dont trouble nobody.
And i’ma try not to trouble nobody.

My mamma said dont trouble nobody.
My Pappa said dont trouble nobody.
Stay outta trouble dont trouble nobody.
And i’ma try not to trouble nobody (so i wont trouble nobody)

The judges said dont trouble nobody (can’t trouble nobody.)
Probation said dont trouble nobody (wont trouble nobody.)
Stay outta trouble dont trouble nobody (wont trouble nobody.)
And I’ma try not to trouble nobody (So I wont trouble nobody.)

My mamma said dont trouble nobody (can’t trouble nobody.)
My Pappa said dont trouble nobody (won’t trouble nobody.)
Stay outta trouble dont trouble nobody (wont trouble nobody.)
And i’ma try not to trouble nobody (yeah.)

March 27, 2007 Posted by | Lyrics, Music | 2 Comments

Bedouin Soundclash – Gyasi Went Home lyrics

Where do you come from man, you come from anywhere?
You come from country where water flows free to the sea

I heard the English said, you got the best of it
When raleigh washed up and found gold all in his hands

There was a woman who gave all her pearls
The ocean rolling, rolled them from the new world

And in the morning, rebel, you call
But you know, he’s only breaking the law

There was a hill coolie, and a transatlantic slave,
There came a day when they broke away from all their chains

In country tempers run like Caribbean sun
and the water flows, Gyasi when he went home

There was a woman who gave all her pearls
The ocean rolling, rolled them from the new world

And in the morning, rebel, you call
But you know, he’s only breaking the law

There was a woman who gave all her pearls
The ocean rolling, rolled them from the new world

And in the morning, rebel, you call
But you know, he’s only breaking the law

March 27, 2007 Posted by | Lyrics, Music | Leave a comment

Black Eyed Peas – Third Eye lyrics

mmmmmmmm…..
La la la la la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la la la la la la,
la la la la la la la la la la la,
mmmmmmmm…..

You was fooling me once before
But I tell you there’s no fooling me twice no more
‘Cuz when I open up my third eye, my third eye
You cant get away wit’ murder, wit’ murder.
You was fooling me once before
But i tell you there’s no fooling me twice no more,
So stop your opression, opression,
Check it out i got a question, a question.

If Bush is Pinnochio, Pinnochio,
Who the Hell is Gepetto, Gepetto?
Beware of Gepetto.

‘Cuz he got knives and clips and a dagger that’s shaped into a crucifix,
And he’ll stab your back with it and give it to your brother as a necklace for Christmas
Welcome to the valley of the beast where they sing in harmony, but never speak no peace..
Keepin their eye on the fedia cheddar, things that aint really for the better,
I could point out their behaviour to keep ammuned from the poisonous flavour,
but once your caught I cant save ya, they’ll manipulate your mind so you enjoy danger.
He can sell sand to Iran,
Ice to an eskimo,
Water to a dam,
& these are akin to Uncle Sam, the one that taught him how to scam

He was fooling me once before
But I tell you he aint fooling me twice no more
‘Cuz when I open up my third eye, my third eye
He cant get away wit’ murder, wit’ murder.
Know what i’m saying?

No,no,no,no,no,no
Can’t fool me again. no,no,no,oh,no,no
I’m into games you play
I know your game,
No,no,no,no,no,no
Won’t fall down again, no,no,no,oh,no,no
Won’t trip on games you play,
I know your game.

You could fool me once (no no),
But you can’t fool me two times (no no),
‘Cuz I got three eyes (yeah yeah),
One look from the left side (yeah yeah),
The other from the right side (yeah yeah),
Got one eye on the inside (yeah yeah),
And I can see you outside (no no),
Plottin’ to come in.

La la la la la la la la la la la (you can’t fool me)
La la la la la la la la la la la (you cant do me)
La la la la la la la la la la la (you cant run through me)
mmmmmmmmm…….
La la la la la
La la la la la
Sometimes we need to change, to change, to change,
Leave the past behind,
Leave the past behind or shall we………….look into the future?
Look ahead,
That’s right.

March 27, 2007 Posted by | Lyrics, Music | Leave a comment

Akon – Locked Up lyrics


Im steady tryna find a motive,
Why do what i do?,
Freedom aint gettin no closer,
No matter how far i go,
My car is stolen, no registration,
Cops patrolin, and now they done stop me,
And i get locked up,

They won’t let me out, they won’t let me out, (im locked up)
They won’t let me out no, they wont let me out, (im locked up)
They won’t let me out, they won’t let me out, (im locked up)
They won’t let me out no, they won’t let me out 

Headin up town to re-up,
Back with a couple keys,
Corner blocks on fire,
Under covers dressed as fiends,
Makin so much money,
Products movin’ fast,
Put away the stash,
And as i sold the last bag fucked around and got locked up

They won’t let me out, they won’t let me out, (my nigga im locked up)
They won’t let me out no, they wont let me out, (i got locked up)
They won’t let me out, they won’t let me out, (baby girl im locked up)
They won’t let me out no, they won’t let me out

Cuz visitation no longer comes by,
Seems like they forgot about me,
Commissary is getting empty,
My cell mates getting food without me,
Can’t wait to get out and move forward with my life,
Got a family that loves me and wants me to do right
But instead Im here locked up

They won’t let me out, they won’t let me out,
(ohhh im locked up)
They won’t let me out no, they wont let me out,
(my nigga im locked up)
They won’t let me out, they won’t let me out, (im locked up)
They won’t let me out no, they won’t let me out

Maybe a visit (they won’t let me out)
Send me some magazines (they won’t let me out)
Send me some money orders (they won’t let me out, no)
Maybe a visit baby (they won’t let me out)
Cuz im locked up, they won’t let me out.
Wheres my lawyer? (they won’t let me out)
Im locked up, they won’t let me out, no.
Get me outta here (they won’t let me out)
Im locked up, they won’t let me out, they won’t let me out.
Baby Im locked up they won’t let me out, no
Where’s my niggaz?
On the lock-down.
Damn, im locked up, they won’t let me out.
Im locked up, they won’t let me out.
Ohhh… they won’t let me out.
Can you please accept my phone calls?
Cuz Im locked up, locked up, locked up.

March 27, 2007 Posted by | Lyrics, Music | Leave a comment

Akon – The Rain lyrics

Yeah
Oh diddy oh diddy oh
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
Konvict
Ahhhh
Ahhhh
Konvict music
Yeah
The pressure’s buildin’ up
I feel like givin’ up
How in the fuck am I gonna back my first album up
Well everything has changed
It’ll never be the same
Nobody know me
Then everybody knows my name
And I feel so ashamed
I never been the kinda nigga that would complain
But it’s so crazy man
It’s no different
Everyday it’s just the same thing

Now it’s been months out on the road
On tour doin’ so many different shows
Head spinnin’ feelin’ like it’s gonna explode
And I just wanna know
If anybody out there’s feelin’ me
I’m losin’ my mind
And I can’t believe
I let this shit get the best of me
And now I gotta let ya know

One’s got me insane
Cause I can’t stand the rain
It’s hitting my window pane
A little too much
And now I gotta let ya know
One’s got my face in a frown
Aye
Cause I can’t stand the sound
Of the thunder that’s crashing down
Upon my house
Now I gotta let ya know

Now I got no more worries now
My pocket’s fatter now
Look in the mirrow my reflection looks different now
You’re gettin’ bigger
Akon you need to settle down
Why do I feel this way
Should I be happy
Should I just ignore
Everything I’ve been given
Please help me lord
It’s all over
But I can’t escape the rain

Now it’s been months out on the road
On tour doin’ so many different shows
Head spinnin’ feelin’ like it’s gonna explode
And I just wanna know
If anybody out there’s feelin’ me
I’m losin’ my mind
And I can’t believe
I let this shit get the best of me
And now I gotta let ya know

One’s got me insane
Cause I can’t stand the rain
It’s hitting my window pane
A little too much
And now I gotta let ya know
One’s got my face in a frown
Aye
Cause I can’t stand the sound
Of the thunder that’s crashing down
Upon my house
Now I gotta let ya know

Singin’ woe diddy woe diddy woe

Other lyrics from Akon’s album ‘Konvicted’:
Album: Konvicted
Track lyrics;
1. Shake Down
2. Blown Away
3. Smack That
4. I Wanna Love You   Dirty Version- (I Wanna Fuck You)
5. The Rain
6. Never Took The Time
7. Mama Africa
8. I Can’t Wait
9. Gangsta Bop
10. Tired of Runnin’
11. Once In A While
12. Dont Matter

March 27, 2007 Posted by | Lyrics, Music | Leave a comment

Akon – I Can’t Wait lyrics

i can’t wait
i can’t wait

i think of you
when the morning comes and the nighttime goes away (all day)
don’t you ever think that we won’t be okay (no way)
there is nothing stopping me from loving you
touching and rubbing and kissing and hugging you
what’s this feeling taking over me
baby that’s love and it ain’t no stopping it
i don’t know as far as the eyes can see
pick up the pace and it aint no dropping it
always forever i’ll be by your side
you’re my bonnie i’m your clyde
that’s the way that its gonna be
i’m in love with you and you in love with me

(i can’t wait)
sit down and talk for a minute
go outside and take a walk for a minute
it’s you and me
(i can’t wait)
sit down and talk for a minute
go outside and take a walk for a minute
it’s you and me

(i can’t wait)
i can’t believe
that someone like you will love me endlessly (forever)
if this goes our way my love will always be (eternally)
you have set my mind my love my heart so free
together forever however just you and me
what’s this feeling taking over me
baby that’s love and it aint no stopping it
i don’t know as far as the eyes can see
pick up the pace and it aint no dropping it
always forever i’ll be by your side
you’re my bonnie i’m your clyde
cause that’s the way that it’s gonna be
i’m in love with you and you’re in love with me

(i can’t wait)
sit down and talk for a minute
go outside and take a walk for a minute
it’s you and me
(i can’t wait)
sit down and talk for a minute
go outside and take a walk for a minute
it’s you and me

(i can’t wait)
to have you right next to me
here by my side
(i can’t wait)
to kiss and caress you girl
while holding you tight
(i can’t wait)
can’t imagine life without you
it just ain’t right
(i can’t wait)
i got a whole lot of loving
and you gonna get it tonight

(i can’t wait)
sit down and talk for a minute
go outside and take a walk for a minute
it’s you and me
(i can’t wait)
sit down and talk for a minute
go outside and take a walk for a minute
it’s you and me
i can’t wait
i can’t wait
i can’t wait

Other lyrics from Akon’s album ‘Konvicted’:
Album: Konvicted
Track lyrics;
1. Shake Down
2. Blown Away
3. Smack That
4. I Wanna Love You   Dirty Version- (I Wanna Fuck You)
5. The Rain
6. Never Took The Time
7. Mama Africa
8. I Can’t Wait
9. Gangsta Bop
10. Tired of Runnin’
11. Once In A While
12. Dont Matter

March 27, 2007 Posted by | Lyrics, Music | 2 Comments