Chelsea’s Entertainment Reviews

Eight Legged Freaks

F!

Overall Rating = 0.73/10 

This was just such a horrible film that I didnt even finish it.
Imagine what a movie would be like if you combined bad acting with horrible dramatic effects and stuffed giant spiders running around – and you got this film.
Not only was it made such a long time ago – before they really knew how to make it look like a 10 foot tall spider was chasing someone – it was also the most unbelieveable story line in the world. It’s about a bunch of exotic spiders that are exposed to chemicals which make them grow at an extraordinary pace.
It was a really horrible movie – with no growth. It didnt change – the begining was boring and it just stayed like that the entire time.
0.75/10
B

Stupid!. Stupid!. Annoying!. Fake Spiders!. Dumb!. Film!

0.71/10

R

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February 28, 2007 Posted by | Movies | Leave a comment

The Legend of ZELDA – the Wind Waker

This game is awesome. The first part that I got stuck on was the Forsaken Fortress – I just couldnt find my way to the top. I searched for a walkthrough that would give good directions and I found one that actually ended up helping me through the whole game. Check it out if you need help, its awesome.
This game finds the perfect balance between being challenging and being addictive. It isnt so hard that you get frustrated and quit playing, buts its difficult enough that it keeps you wanting to know more. Its just an amazing game. There are so many different aspects to this game that it seems almost neverending. The side missions are every where, and the open sea is perfect for exploring and looking at everything.
The characters are cute, and that levels are perfectly put together. There is a continuous abundance of things to learn in this game, flying, grappling, collecting, trading, fighting, sailing and the list goes on and on. I totally reccomend this game!

9.6/10 
If you have this game and are stuck on any part of it, and you can’t find your answer on and FAQs, leave a comment. Ill try my best to help you out.

February 25, 2007 Posted by | GameCube Games, Gaming | Leave a comment

40 Days & 40 Nights (2002)

F


Overall Rating = 2.67/10
 
Type; Comedy
Two out of Seven on the Chelsea’s Reviews LaughO-Meter

Shanynn Sossamon is just such an amazing actress that it’s almost sad to watch her waste her talent on a movie like this. There is no point to this film, although a couple parts are a small bit funny – the rest of it is really just boring.
There is no sub-plots or special focus at all – they entire story is about a man who has a lot of sex and uses Lent (going without for 40 days) to rid himself of his sexual problems. While going through this process he falls in love – thats it.
Like there isnt already enough lame-ass hollywood comedies about sex.

3.00/10

B

This was a stupid movie. one part in this movie made me laugh…and not even really laugh..it was more like a “hmph”….it was lame, it was dry. It was worthy of being called..*VOMIT* I dont know who the hell thought it would be a funny story to tell….oh about a man who gives up sex for 40 days and 39 1/2 nights (in theory)…about how he starts to see all the women he encounters naked. Whoopppdeee freakin dooooo….stupid stupid movie.

2.33/10

R

February 24, 2007 Posted by | Movies | Leave a comment

What’s the Better In-Theatre Film???

What’s The Best In-Theatre Film?
1) Ghost Rider
2) Music and Lyrics
3) Bridge to Terabithia
4) Becuase I Said So
5) The Messengers
6) Last King of Scotland

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February 24, 2007 Posted by | Movies, Polls | Leave a comment

Lizzy the Lezzy

This is the first time that I’ve seen this, but I’ll definatley be looking for more information on it. It’s awesome – check it out;

Episodes 1-5

 

Episode 6

 

Episode 7

February 23, 2007 Posted by | comics, Funny | Leave a comment

Wrong Turn

C

Overall Rating = 6.13/10

The concept of this movie is so plain and boring, it’s just been done so many times. When you watch it you kinda feel like your watching every other hollywood horror film. Which isn’t so bad sometimes when you’re in the mood for a really chessy lame film. It has no well known actors in it, and its really bland though.
The extent of the creativity is sad, and even the graphics, make-up, and effects aren’t very good.
It follows the same line as all these other movies; theres the group of young adults/teens (appealing with drugs and sex) lost in the forest – with no nature skills, the mutated in-bred killers, and the same story line – with one of the characters being killed off periodically – leaving only the best looking main characters left.

5.75/10

B

Im the kind of person who loves to watch horror movies, whether they’re really really good, or really really bad. Ill still watched them, and most likely..ill watch them all numerous times. Much like this movie…i think the fist week i had heard of this film i watched it with three different people..three different times haha. I really like it for some reason…yes it was completely corny and riduclous…the mutant people were disgusting, and the acting was horrid. But i still liked it. It was like every other corny horror film…however theyre always good on a week night with nothing else to do.

6.5/10

R

February 23, 2007 Posted by | Movies | 2 Comments

Avril Lavigne – Keep Holding On lyrics

You’re not alone
Together we stand
I’ll be by your side
You know I’ll take your hand
When it gets cold
And it feels like the end
There’s no place to go
You know I won’t give in
no I won’t give in

Keep holdin’ on
Cause you know we’ll make it through
We’ll make it through
Just, stay strong
Cause you know I’m here for you
I’m here for you
There’s nothing you can say (repeat)
Nothing you can do
there’s no other way when it comes to the truth
So, keep holding on
Cause you know we’ll make it through
We’ll make it through

So far away
I wish you were here
Before it’s too late
This could all disappear
Before the doors close
And it comes to an end
With you by my side
I will fight and defend ah ah
I’ll fight and defend, yeah, yeah

Keep holdin’ on
Cause you know we’ll make it through
We’ll make it through
Just, stay strong
Cause you know I’m here for you
I’m here for you

There’s nothing you could say
Nothing you could do
There’s no other way when it comes to the truth
So, keep holding on
Cause you know we’ll make it through
We’ll make it through

Hear me when I say
When I say I believe
Nothing’s gonna change
Nothing’s gonna change destiny
Whatever’s meant to be
Will work out perfectly
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah….
La da da da, la da da da da
La da da da da da da da da

Keep holdin’ on
Cause you know we’ll make it through
We’ll make it through
Just stay strong
Cause you know I’m here for you
I’m here for you
There’s nothing you could say
Nothing you could do
There’s no other way when it comes to the truth
So, keep holding on
Cause you know we’ll make it through
We’ll make it through

Ahh, ahh
Keep holdin’ on
Ahh, ahh
Keep holdin’ on
There’s nothing you could say
Nothing you could do
There’s no other way when it comes to the truth
So, keep holding on
Cause you know we’ll make it through
We’ll make it through

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February 23, 2007 Posted by | Lyrics | 2 Comments

Britney Spears Shaving Her Head = Sad or Funny?

Britney Spears Shaving her Head = Sad or Funny?
1) Feel Sorry for Her – She Could Actually Need Help
2) Think its for Attention – She had to do something new and not yet done by another celebrity
3) Wish You Could Pick up a Magazine without seeing her
4) Couldnt care less – Who Pays Attention to her Anyways

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February 22, 2007 Posted by | Gossip, Music, Polls | 2 Comments

The Butterfly Effect (2004)

B+

Overall Rating = 8.42/10 
Type; Drama >>> Dramatic Thrillers

Five out of Seven on the Chelsea’s Reviews Dramatic Level Meter

Although it wasn’t the most clear and understandable movie it was good. The one part that left me confused was when he was using his notebooks to go back in time and change stuff and he went back and picked up the knife to disarm the rocket. That had already happened…. it was really confusing.
Other than that though it was a very interesting movie and I enjoyed watching it right till the end. It’s such a fun movie to follow, and it really keeps up with all of the hype that it creates for itself. After I saw the begining of it, the first time I watched it, I was wondering if it was going to be able to produce a good ending, as well as succeed in keeping me interested, and it deleivered both.

8.00/10

B

This movie was good for its time, the storyling was one that had never been thought of, how it kept jumping from present to past, to future….almost-34-thrill.gifwas almost a little hard to keep up with. But other than that the actors in this movie were really really good. Ashton Kutcher actually surprised me in this movie….going from Kelso to that character, he did a good transition.
8.83/10

R

February 22, 2007 Posted by | Movies | 1 Comment