Chelsea’s Entertainment Reviews

Cheech & Chong’s Next Movie (1980)

C+

Overall Rating: 7/10 
Type; Comedy

Five out of Seven on the Chelsea’s Reviews LaughO-Meter

This is an amazing film! Way better than The Corsican Brothers, but not quite the classic that Up In Smoke is. I really enjoyed watching this movie, it’s hilarious. I was laughing the entire time. Best part of the film: the waiting room at the welfare office – those extra’s are amazing actors. I could watch that one scene 10 times over again.
I love both Cheech and Chong – and I love the trouble they get themselves into. It’s such a perfect type of movie to watch if you wanna laugh.

7.5/10

B

This is definately as good as Cheech and Chong’s Up in Smoke, this was funny, entertaining and the extra actors were hilarious!…Definately a good movie, this is comparing it to Corsican Brothers (AWFUL MOVIE)…Very Enjoyable movie, from all that i can remember of it hahahah!

6.5/10

R

Related Films:

Cheech & Chong; The Corsican Brothers 

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March 31, 2007 Posted by | Movies | 1 Comment

Gone In 60 Seconds (2000)

F

Overall Rating: 4.66/10 
Type; Action >>> Crime Action
One out of Seven on the Chelsea’s Reviews Thrill-O Meter

 

The Story;

The brother of a well know automobile theif is held captive, with his life threatened – IF they don’t manage to steal 50 cars in a couple days and have them all on a boat ready to go, Kip with be killed. With the cops on there tails and many intense chase scenes, the movie lays out the issues with steamy scenes packed full of sexual tension.
 

The Reviews;

 

I really liked this movie the first time that I watched it, but everytime since then it’s become less and less entertaining. I really dislike Nicolas Cage… so it was a big step for me to get over the fact that he was the lead actor in this film. Angelina Jolie had some awesome hair though. I think the reason that this movie gets old fast is cause the plot is so one dimensional. The entire thinking behind it is just – stealing cars – thats it. So once you’ve seen it there’s really nothing else you can catch or anything else to see.
It was entertaining though – the first time round. Worth watching – but just on the edge of being boring.

4.98/10

B

 It was an ok movie, i feel like ive seen it a thousand times and it was only my first time watching it, and i finally finished after starting it 4 different times on 4 different occasions. no-thrill.gifThe movies, fast and the furious…and so on are the exact same. Except theres more racing in the other movies. But they still steal cars, they have the hot girl whos mysterious, they have macho guys, they have the really dumb stupid but then again hes the best mechanic or computer geek they have. Always the same, always the same twists, endings beginnings….boring.

4.33/10

R

March 30, 2007 Posted by | Movies | Leave a comment

Nickelback – Someday lyrics

How the hell did we wind up like this
Why weren’t we able
To see the signs that we missed
And try to turn the tables

I wish you’d unclench your fists
And unpack your suitcase
Lately there’s been too much of this
Dont think its too late

Nothin’s wrong
just as long as
you know that someday I will

Someday, somehow
gonna make it allright but not right now
I know you’re wondering when
(You’re the only one who knows that)
Someday, somehow
gonna make it allright but not right now
I know you’re wondering when

Well i hoped that since we’re here anyway
We could end up saying
Things we’ve always needed to say
So we could end up stringing
Now the story’s played out like this
Just like a paperback novel
Lets rewrite an ending that fits
Instead of a hollywood horror

Nothin’s wrong
just as long as
you know that someday I will

Someday, somehow
gonna make it allright but not right now
I know you’re wondering when
(You’re the only one who knows that)
Someday, somehow
gonna make it allright but not right now
I know you’re wondering when
(You’re the only one who knows that)

How the hell did we wind up like this
Why weren’t we able
To see the signs that we missed
And try to turn the tables
Now the story’s played out like this
Just like a paperback novel
Lets rewrite an ending that fits
Instead of a hollywood horror

Nothin’s wrong
just as long as
you know that someday I will

Someday, somehow
gonna make it allright but not right now
I know you’re wondering when
(You’re the only one who knows that)
Someday, somehow
gonna make it allright but not right now
I know you’re wondering when
(You’re the only one who knows that)
I know you’re wondering when
(You’re the only one who knows that)
I know you’re wondering when

Other lyrics from Nickelback’s album “The Long Road”:
Album: The Long Road
Track lyrics;

1. Flat on the Floor
2. Do This Anymore
3. Someday
4. Believe it or Not
5. Feelin’ Way Too Damn Good
6. Because of You
7. Figured You Out
8. Should’ve Listened
9. Throw Yourself Away
10. Another Hole in the Head
11. See You at the Show

March 30, 2007 Posted by | Lyrics, Music | 1 Comment

Nickelback – Do This Anymore lyrics

Left on an eastbound train, gone first thing this morning
Why’s what’s best for you, always the worst thing for me

When am I gonna learn? Why? Cause I’m tired of hating
When will it be your turn? Why? Cause I’m tired of waiting

No I don’t, no I don’t, no I don’t
Well no I don’t find faith in your forced feelings
Not fooled by your misleadings
Won’t buy this line your selling
Tired of this lie your telling
I won’t, I don’t, no I won’t do this anymore
I won’t, I don’t, no I won’t do this anymore

She says I’m only tellin’ half of it
That’s probably coz there’s only half worth tellin’
And every time I try to laugh it off
That’s when you turn around and wind up yellin’

When am I gonna learn? Why? Cause I’m tired of hating
When will it be your turn? Why? Cause I’m tired of waiting

No I don’t, no I don’t, no I don’t
No I don’t find faith in your forced feelings
Not fooled by your misleadings
Won’t buy this line your selling
Tired of this lie your telling
I won’t, I don’t no I won’t do this anymore
I won’t, I don’t no I won’t do this anymore

She says I’m only tellin’ half of it
That’s probably coz there’s only half worth tellin’
And every time I try to laugh it off
That’s when you turn around and wind up yellin’

When am I gonna learn? Why? Cause I’m tired of hating
When will it be your turn? Why? Cause I’m tired of waiting

No I don’t, no I don’t, no I don’t
No I don’t find faith in your forced feelings
Not fooled by your misleadings
Won’t buy this line your selling
Tired of this lie your telling
I won’t, I don’t no I won’t do this anymore
I won’t, I don’t no I won’t do this anymore

Other lyrics from Nickelback’s album “The Long Road”:
Album: The Long Road
Track lyrics;

1. Flat on the Floor
2. Do This Anymore
3. Someday
4. Believe it or Not
5. Feelin’ Way Too Damn Good
6. Because of You
7. Figured You Out
8. Should’ve Listened
9. Throw Yourself Away
10. Another Hole in the Head
11. See You at the Show

March 30, 2007 Posted by | Lyrics, Music | 4 Comments

Eagle Eye Cherry – Save Tonight Lyrics

Go on and close the curtains
cause all we need is candle light
You and me and a bottle of wine
going to hold you tonight
Well we know I’m going away
and how I wish, I wish it weren’t so
So take this wine and drink with me
let’s delay our misery

Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I’ll be gone

Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I’ll be gone

There’s a log on the fire
and it burns like me for you
Tomorrow comes with one desire
to take me away it’s true
It ain’t easy to say goodbye
darling please don’t start to cry
Cause girl you know I’ve got to go, oh
Lord I wish it wasn’t so

Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I’ll be gone

Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow

tomorrow I’ll be gone

Tomorrow comes to take me away
I wish that I, that I could stay
Girl you know I’ve got to go, oh
Lord I wish it wasn’t so

Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I’ll be gone

Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I’ll be gone

Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I’ll be gone

Save tonight
and fight the break of dawn
Come tomorrow
tomorrow I’ll be gone
tomorrow I’ll be gone
tomorrow I’ll be gone
tomorrow I’ll be gone
tomorrow I’ll be gone

Save tonight
Save tonight
Save tonight
Save tonight

March 30, 2007 Posted by | Lyrics, Music | Leave a comment

Mary J. Blige ft. U2 – One Lyrics

Is it getting better
Or do you feel the same?
Will it make it easier on you now?
You got someone to blame

You say one love, one life (one life)
It’s one need in the night
One love (one love), get to share it
Leaves you darling, if you don’t care for it

Did I disappoint you?
Or leave a bad taste in your mouth?
You act like you never had love
And you want me to go without

Well it’s too late, tonight
To drag the past out into the light
We’re one, but we’re not the same
We get to carry each other
Carry each other
One…

Have you come here for forgiveness?
Have you come to raise the dead?
Have you come here to play Jesus?
To the lepers in your head

Well, did I ask too much, more than a lot?
You gave me nothing, now it’s all I got
We’re one, but we’re not the same
Well we, hurt each other
Then we do it again

You say
Love is a temple
Love is a higher law
Love is a temple
Love is the higher law
You ask me to enter
Well then you make me crawl
And I can’t be holding on
To what you got
When all you got is hurt

One love
One blood
One life
You got to do what you should
One life
With each other
Sisters and my
Brothers
One life
But we’re not the same
We get to
Carry each other
Carry each other

One…
One love

March 29, 2007 Posted by | Lyrics, Music | Leave a comment

Classified ft. Chad Hatcher – All About U Music Video

>>Classified ft.Chad Hatcher – All About U lyrics<<

March 27, 2007 Posted by | Media, Music, Videos | 3 Comments

The Fray – Look After You Lyrics

If I don’t say this now
I will surely break
As I’m leaving the one
I want to take
Forgive the urgency but
hurry up and wait
My heart has started to separate

Oooh, Oooh,
Be my baby
Oooooh.
Oooh, Oooh,
Be my baby
I’ll look after you

There now, steady love,
so few come and don’t go
Will you won’t you,
be the one I always know
When I’m losing my control,
the city spins around
You’re the only one
who knows, you slow it down

Oooh, Oooh,
Be my baby
Ooooooh,
Oooh, Oooh,
Be my baby
I’ll look after you
And I loook after youuuu

If ever there was a doubt
My love, she leans into me
This most assuredly counts
She says most assuredly

Oooh, Oooh,
Be my baby
I look after youuuuu
After youuuuu
Oooh, Oooh,
Be my baby
Ooooooh,

It’s always have and never hold
You’ve begun to feel like home
What’s mine is yours to leave or take
What’s mine is yours to make your own

Oooh, Oooh
Be my baby
Ooooooh,
Oooh, Oooh,
Be my baby
Ooooooh,
Oooh, Oooh,
Be my baby
Ooooooh,
Oooh, Oooh,
Be my baby
Ooooooh.

Other lyrics from The Fray’s album “How to Save a Life”:
Album: How To Save A Life
Track Lyrics;
1. She Is
2. Over My Head
3. How to Save a Life
4. All At Once
5. Fall Away
6. Heaven Forbid
7. Look After You
8. Hundred
9. Vienna
10. Dead Wrong
11. Little House
12. Trust Me

March 27, 2007 Posted by | Lyrics, Music | 1 Comment

Ludacris – War With God Lyrics

“The time has come for bad things to end
The time has come for life to begin
The time has come for the war of the Gods”

It’s that time
I’ma take the subtle approach first
’cause I’m just gettin’ started
Let’s go, look

I’m the best and there’s nothin’ that you can do about it
Never needed a publicity stunt, let’s tell the truth about it
Even in the core of the streets you can’t sway the youth about it
But keep runnin’ yo mouth, and I swear I’ma knock a tooth up out it
I never claimed to be nothin’ but who the fuck I am
Never sold cocaine in my life, but I’m still the fuckin’ man
Understand, nothin’ you did makes you better nigga
You claim the streets but the streets respect that cheddar nigga
Luda got twice as much, your life you can charge it to him
I fit four of your houses inside my daughter’s room
And still have room for young Karma to play
Givin’ back to the children of tomorrow for good karma today
So you can say what you wanna say and you can talk that talk
But real niggas ain’t doin’ no talkin’ ’cause we walk that walk
Album for album you can see I got a multi-million plan
So call yourself whatever you want except the multi-million man
Nigga!

“Lucifer, oh lucifer”

(Whatever you want except the multi-million man)
“God of evil, you’re the god of pain”
(Call yourself whatever you want except the multi-million man)
“Lucifer, oh lucifer”
(Call yourself whatever you want except the multi-million man)
“The Darkness is where you find your light’

How many times is you gon’ rap about bustin’ your gun
How many times is you gon’ trap without bustin’ your gun
Only shots you ever took was subliminal to the general
Disrespectin’ those doin’ real time with real criminals
And I ain’t never did a day in my life
But it should be illegal to walk a day in my life, I paid the price
And the cost to be the boss, so you could rest your mouth
I’m universal, Luda never limits hisself to the south
I give a damn about your hootin’ and hollerin’, it ain’t botherin’ me
I hear you talkin’, but you ain’t made it to three
You know where I live but you ain’t made it to me, you ain’t made nigga!
I’m havin’ a house party ‘kid’, come get ‘played’ nigga
You got played, my record label never jerked me
So shoot me, stab me, but words will never hurt me
I feed of ya energy, my power’s with God
So it’s even better is you make ya diss record real hard

“Lucifer, oh lucifer”
(Make the record real hard)
“God of evil, you’re the god of pain”
(Make the record real hard)
“Lucifer, oh lucifer”
(Make ya diss record real hard)
“The Darkness is where you find your light”

March 27, 2007 Posted by | Lyrics, Music | Leave a comment